Near Beer

In the early 20s a man whom Clare knew came to me with a big money making proposition. He had a near beer tavern on 1st Ave South near Jackson Street. He painted a glowing account of the profits and offered to sell out for a few hundred dollars. I knew that Clare was doing alright so I went into it. I had an automobile paint shop which I will describe later. I planned to work in the shop by day and work the bar at night. During the day I hired a bartender. My friend arranged for me to buy a concoction made up of old fruit and what not. It contained enough alcohol to give the bums a kick. What the good man did not tell me until later was that I must dig up $100 per month to pay off the police. He did all the business with them as they would not trust me. My protests had no effect. He explained that so long as the money was paid the police would never enter the place. This was true, though I would see them walk by and look in at times.

It was a lot of fun every night. I met a lot of characters from the slums and underground, and was a friend with them all. I learned to shake dice and broke even usually. There were some regular winos among them. They could always get anything if they could get some money. One of my customers came in one evening and as time went on he got progressively drunker. I knew he had a source somewhere and finally discovered his bottle in the toilet water tank.

After enjoying the novelty of this business I began to realize that I was not earning a dime for myself. It all went out in rent, police graft, or wages for my day shift and my stock in trade. I told this to my police go-between and said I could not pay the police graft any longer. He explained to me that they would start by coming into my tavern and threatening and bullying my customers. If that did not work they would take samples of my brew, but it would be put into an old moonshine bottle so the evidence against me would be conclusive. I would then be subject to arrest and fine.

What he told me did happen in the first stage. As he said, the police came in and gave the first lesson. I then asked him if he could sell my business. He did so getting another sucker and no doubt profiting himself. My buyer was also swindled and not long after, he was gone and the joint closed.

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